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ladydove121

Humans are weird

ladydove121

So what if aliens dont understand flirting also this is based off of a random idea i got sorry if it is long i type to much

The crew of the space ship divergence was jawking at 2 of their humans one was their medic a pale woman with black hair and blue gray eyes she always wore a kind of nurses outfit just incase because you know humans the other was their mechanic a tan skinned man that was kinda buff he had black hair and deep brown eyes he was wearing a tee-shirt as they were called on earth and sweat pants since it was what humans called a lazy day “human misha what are humans lilly and noctis doing” said zekar one of the crew members he was asking because he was generally apalled because noctis was whispering somethings into lilly’s ear and she had turned a very bizarre shade of red as she was sitting in his lap “oh they are flirting zekar” “whats flirting” he asked ready to add a new entry to the human manual “its something couples do before they end up doing the dirty deed” human richard said “so if they could NOT FLIRT OPENLY THAT WOULD BE GREAT” he said “yeah its that but its a cute way of telling the other person you are dating that you care for them” said human misha sending a glare at richard 

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This incredible invention is keeping girls in school

For Trinitas Kunashe, like many girls in Malawi, getting her period was unexpected, unexplained and a burden for her everyday life. Often, girls who do not have access to pads prefer to stay home and out of school for the duration of their periods.

But Trinitas is changing that with her amazing new invention:

Made from bright and comfortable locally-sourced fabrics, Tina Pads are a hit amongst girls in her community. They are waterproof, practical and fun – and most importantly reusable.

Determined to make sure no girl is forced to miss school because of her period, Trinitas is a passionate believer in the power of education to change lives.

#SheWill Succeed

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You can read more about and donate to this amazing project here: http://www.flametreeinitiative.org/entrepreneurs/tinapads

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BOOST THIS!!!

It’s a link to the project!!

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freshest-tittymilk

I get so happy when i see people reblogging this version bc i had to dig through dozens of thousands of reblogs on mobile to make sure people find out about this incredible project… The world needs this!

zivazivc

Reusable pads should be a thing in our societies too because the regular ones are a big enviromental problem.

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THIS

tranquilhawke

this was in the netherlands and there were also two at my local bus stop, its been the poster ive seen replaced the fastest :/

cuteandbrammatical

What’s funny is that the Netherlands is known as a super progressive and pro LGBTQ country (they were the first country to legalize gay marriage, pride here is a huge deal, and many of my friends deem it safe to be out), but even in my friend’s ultra-leftist neighborhood these posters were vandalized. It makes me so mad when people say “you don’t need more rights//you can marry, what else do you want//what oppression lol everyone is equal in the West :))))” because it’s so fucking ignorant and false.

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Turn Your Sound On !!!!

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@she-who-treads-on-water

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If I understand correctly, these are ceramic bowls floating in a pool of water, possibly in a cave because it’s echo-y, and the clinking sound is them bumping into one another. Like wind chimes, but … water chimes?

insanefastone

yo, i saw this in person over the summer! it’s an art installation!

the piece is called clinamen v.2, created by Céleste Boursier-Mougenot and included as a part of the Soundtracks exhibit in the moma - i saw it in san fran, and this photo is from a showing in new york:

the exhibit is a large shallow pool filled with white ceramic bowls in varying sizes. the bowls are pushed around the pool by a gentle current, and the sound created as they hit each other is somewhere between a wind chime and a haunted bell.

i sat there for a solid ten minutes just watching the bowls move around while listening to the sounds they made. it was absolutely hypnotic…

Soundtracks runs in the san fran moma until january 1st 2018, and i absolutely recommend going if you can. many of the exhibits play with sound in 3D spaces, and there are some truly wild contraptions on display.

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not a dream

one-time-i-dreamt

My dad’s a criminologist, but when I was little, I didn’t know how to pronounce that word properly, so I told my kindergarten teacher, among other people, that he’s a criminal instead. Yesterday, I was talking to a dude I met at the dog park (our dogs play with each other a lot), and idk how we even got to that, but he told me a story how when he was like 8, he walked his family dog alone and someone in the park asked him where his dad was, to which he replied, “In jail,” and that person got extremely flustered and changed the topic. Turns out, his dad works in prison, but the person misunderstood and thought he was jailed instead. Kids, man.

redrosella

My dad works as a pharmaceutical manager, but as a kid I could never remember that. So at school once I told my school counselor that he sold drugs. And then to make matters worse, I realized what I said, so I tried to clarifying it by saying either “legal drugs” or “not illegal drugs” but I accidentally smashed them together and said “illegal drugs”.

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My mom works as a probation officer but has to go into courts/prisons often. One day in pre-k my teacher asked where my mom was and i said “in court”. The next day she asked if my mom was home and i said “no she’s in jail”.

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